You want to know how to piss a girl off? Here's the top 10 ways I found today through twitter's trending topic, #HowToPissAGirlOff.

1. Telling a woman to "calm down"

2. Compare her to another girl

3. Don't reply to her texts

4. Eat her bacon

5. Wear the same thing she does

6. Only call when you're drunk

7. Play video games all day

8. Pee on the toilet seat

9. Interrupt her when she's talking

10. Roll the windows down when her hair is done